"Hi, welcome to Ivy's Restaurant! May I help you out? My name is Connie, and I'll be your server tonight! So, how are you folks doing this evening? Great! Thanks so much for waiting! It has just been completely insane around here! So if I seem a little off, please bear with me!

Can I start anybody off with one of our limited-time specialty drinks? We've got a new Totally Tropical Piña Colada Smoothie that's totally amazing. No? Just waters all around? Not feeling very adventurous tonight, are we? Hey, no prob! I'll be back with your aguas in just two shakes!"

Her overly ...

"Hi, welcome to Ivy's Restaurant! May I help you out? My name is Connie, and I'll be your server tonight! So, how are you folks doing this evening? Great! Thanks so much for waiting! It has just been completely insane around here! So if I seem a little off, please bear with me!

Can I start anybody off with one of our limited-time specialty drinks? We've got a new Totally Tropical Piña Colada Smoothie that's totally amazing. No? Just waters all around? Not feeling very adventurous tonight, are we? Hey, no prob! I'll be back with your aguas in just two shakes!"

Her overly enthusiastic menu recital and excitement in taking care of you is just annoying, but you would never expect anything was happening behind the scenes. For example... this horrible woman is SPITTING in your drinks... COUGHING on your food... RUBBING pieces of it in her crotch... Yikes.