Gosh, I feel sorry for you. Armpits? That's your fetish? So sad, if you think about it. Most armpits are GROSS. Check out mine. They might look okay, but they smell pretty bad. And the stubble alone would just the boner if any contact happened.

I've skipped some showers, so all of this is just caked up deodorant. That's what you've gotten yourself into, ha! I have the kind of armpits that totally make someone regret having an armpit fetish. Yikes! Come check it out.

Gosh, I feel sorry for you. Armpits? That's your fetish? So sad, if you think about it. Most armpits are GROSS. Check out mine. They might look okay, but they smell pretty bad. And the stubble alone would just the boner if any contact happened.

I've skipped some showers, so all of this is just caked up deodorant. That's what you've gotten yourself into, ha! I have the kind of armpits that totally make someone regret having an armpit fetish. Yikes! Come check it out.