Jeez. You know, your girlfriend isn't feeling well. Can you not just let her be? She's on the couch, feeling really blah - coughing and sniffling and trying to rest... and you have the audacity to ask her why she can't make it to bed? For what? Sex? That's what you want out of her, isn't it? You want her pussy? Not even that, you need a warm hole to slide your useless dick inside.

Well, you say what ALL guys say, the thing that ALL women hate. When they say they aren't feeling well and they wish something would make them feel better, you say that thing... the thing that all women h...

Jeez. You know, your girlfriend isn't feeling well. Can you not just let her be? She's on the couch, feeling really blah - coughing and sniffling and trying to rest... and you have the audacity to ask her why she can't make it to bed? For what? Sex? That's what you want out of her, isn't it? You want her pussy? Not even that, you need a warm hole to slide your useless dick inside.

Well, you say what ALL guys say, the thing that ALL women hate. When they say they aren't feeling well and they wish something would make them feel better, you say that thing... the thing that all women have heard... that thing that all men say... You say it. "Oh, I'VE GOT SOMETHING RIGHT HERE THAT WILL HELP."

Honey. No. Fuck off with all that nonsense. Nobody wants that. Nobody needs that. Go away. And that's what your girlfriend needs right now, for you to step off. And when you don't, she recognizes she needs to really step it up on the humiliation, to really get you to LEAVE. She needs to call you a little dick, but also she needs you to get that you've never satisfied her, that you never will, and that it's laughable. When you pull out your dick, she'll roll her eyes and put out her hand. Go on. Your load is SO SMALL that she'll simply wipe it on the couch and go right back to rest. So go ahead. Do what you need to, little dick. And be on your way.