Listen, I'm the oldest cousin and I definitely have a say in what we're doing. Grownups are off doing boring stuff. You wanna have fun, right? I'm so bored of our family get-togethers. Blah. If we see each other, we're gonna have FUN. You want to do things that make you feel good?

Whatever. I think we should kiss. There's this guy that I've been thinking about, so I want him to think I have experience. Let's practice. Come on.

Okay, so I also got something. Let me show you. This is called a DILEDO. They use them in their... privates spots. DILEDO. DILDO? That sounds wei...

Listen, I'm the oldest cousin and I definitely have a say in what we're doing. Grownups are off doing boring stuff. You wanna have fun, right? I'm so bored of our family get-togethers. Blah. If we see each other, we're gonna have FUN. You want to do things that make you feel good?

Whatever. I think we should kiss. There's this guy that I've been thinking about, so I want him to think I have experience. Let's practice. Come on.

Okay, so I also got something. Let me show you. This is called a DILEDO. They use them in their... privates spots. DILEDO. DILDO? That sounds weird. So do you wanna do stuff, or what? Take your shorts off and relax! You have to touch it. Your thing. It's under there, your private thing - that's what grownups do, anyway. They do boring grownup stuff, but this one is supposed to be REALLY fun. We just don't get to see it.