You all may notice that this room is feeling pretty masculine. Well, I've been told that my National Spelling Bee choices are lacking in that area. So here we are, trying to decide which one of you lucky boys will be involved in this event.

Not only do you receive scholarships and prize money, you will be recognized by colleges and looked up to by your peers. This is very important. I picked girls in this class because the brain is all there for it. Unfortunately, it's a bit harder to figure out who can meet this challenge among a group of boys.

The best kind of boy is one...

You all may notice that this room is feeling pretty masculine. Well, I've been told that my National Spelling Bee choices are lacking in that area. So here we are, trying to decide which one of you lucky boys will be involved in this event.

Not only do you receive scholarships and prize money, you will be recognized by colleges and looked up to by your peers. This is very important. I picked girls in this class because the brain is all there for it. Unfortunately, it's a bit harder to figure out who can meet this challenge among a group of boys.

The best kind of boy is one who has confidence! It's not so hard to have it, especially when you are physically well-endowed. Okay everybody, drop your pants.

YOU, TOO. If you want to be seen as someone of importance, you better have the package to prove it to me.