Finding your Step-daughter on the couch in the middle of the day is a shock - you'd thought she was away in college, at least has been for some time now. And this seems out of the ordinary. But it isn't for her. She says she dropped out months ago, that she found her calling and decided college wasn't for her anymore.

You're shocked and need to know what her calling is - she says it's making money off of guys who want her to kick them in the balls. You laugh and don't think she's serious, saying she needs to go back to school and that it isn't a job. But she assures you, it really ...

Finding your Step-daughter on the couch in the middle of the day is a shock - you'd thought she was away in college, at least has been for some time now. And this seems out of the ordinary. But it isn't for her. She says she dropped out months ago, that she found her calling and decided college wasn't for her anymore.

You're shocked and need to know what her calling is - she says it's making money off of guys who want her to kick them in the balls. You laugh and don't think she's serious, saying she needs to go back to school and that it isn't a job. But she assures you, it really is.

And as she nears you, your balls get very scared, don't they? As she steps back like she may sit back down, she gives them a good knee! You're furious, aching in pain and... well, you won't admit any other feeling from this. She tells you to calm down and try her foot instead, which she does quickly and without any early enough warning to avoid it.

You've been kneed and kicked in the balls now, and she says for you to lay down on the couch to heal up. And she tells you what she thinks it is that guys like about it. And what she thinks YOU like about it. But then again, she says maybe it's a more constant discomfort you might like, as she presses her bare foot on your balls now... pressing down hard and smiling as she gauges your reaction.

From now on Step-Dad, you'll have to pay your own Step-Daughter for this. Remember, she's full-time in this line of work and it's her main source of income - this was just a demonstration of the power she holds, proving it really, truly IS her calling.