Honey, I think we have a problem. I'm kind of surprised that at your age, you're not getting in trouble for something that most boys your age would get in trouble for, hm. I haven't had one piece of clothing, a towel, or anything that was crusty, wet, or out of the ordinary. And at your age, there's no way you're cleaning things before putting them in the laundry basket.

I'm assuming you don't know how to use your hands. Am I right? You need help. I want to show you how to properly use your hands. It's important to do this with all the stress of your life, what with school and girl...

Honey, I think we have a problem. I'm kind of surprised that at your age, you're not getting in trouble for something that most boys your age would get in trouble for, hm. I haven't had one piece of clothing, a towel, or anything that was crusty, wet, or out of the ordinary. And at your age, there's no way you're cleaning things before putting them in the laundry basket.

I'm assuming you don't know how to use your hands. Am I right? You need help. I want to show you how to properly use your hands. It's important to do this with all the stress of your life, what with school and girls and drama. You need to relieve that stress.

And I'll show you how, dear.