No, I’ve never baked anything before. Honestly though, it can’t be that hard... It’s just eggs and milk and stuff, anybody could do it. I don't need a recipe book, psh! And this cake is for the BOSS. It's important he gets an extra special cake, not just something store-bought. I'm going to make a chocolate cake! A tasty, fabulous chocolate cake. And I'm great at just about everything, so I'm sure it will be fantastic!

No, I’ve never baked anything before. Honestly though, it can’t be that hard... It’s just eggs and milk and stuff, anybody could do it. I don't need a recipe book, psh! And this cake is for the BOSS. It's important he gets an extra special cake, not just something store-bought. I'm going to make a chocolate cake! A tasty, fabulous chocolate cake. And I'm great at just about everything, so I'm sure it will be fantastic!