Basically, my friends are making me create some stupid dating profile video. I'm going to be real here. I'm not looking to date you. This is about fucking. I'm pretty gross, let's be super real here. If you're ready to get down with this, you'll have to be all good with a really gross chick.

I, piss, skip some showers, hate makeup, and I LOVE burping... I mean, I'm like anybody. I've been with guys who think they're somehow better than me because THEY can burp, but I can't do it? What's up with that? How pathetic, little dicked dude. If you're uncomfortable with a woman burping? Oh...

Basically, my friends are making me create some stupid dating profile video. I'm going to be real here. I'm not looking to date you. This is about fucking. I'm pretty gross, let's be super real here. If you're ready to get down with this, you'll have to be all good with a really gross chick.

I, piss, skip some showers, hate makeup, and I LOVE burping... I mean, I'm like anybody. I've been with guys who think they're somehow better than me because THEY can burp, but I can't do it? What's up with that? How pathetic, little dicked dude. If you're uncomfortable with a woman burping? Oh, lord... get over yourself.

If we're going to be fucking, you have to be totally cool with it. This dating profile video is just a way to show you how I really am - I'm gross. I'm also cool. So, what's up?