THE RESULTS ARE IN

Well, I guess that's it, Donald. The votes are in and the people have spoken; they want me in the White House instead of you. Wow, you really are a sore loser. I was just going to give you a formal congratulations on a race well run but clearly a man-baby like you can't even handle that. And you know what? It wasn't even a well-run race, you lost in every single state. You even lost in Texas! How is that even possible!?!

But we both know why that was, don't we, Donald? C'mon, say it, don't act like you don't know the REAL reason you got voted out. You h...

THE RESULTS ARE IN

Well, I guess that's it, Donald. The votes are in and the people have spoken; they want me in the White House instead of you. Wow, you really are a sore loser. I was just going to give you a formal congratulations on a race well run but clearly a man-baby like you can't even handle that. And you know what? It wasn't even a well-run race, you lost in every single state. You even lost in Texas! How is that even possible!?!

But we both know why that was, don't we, Donald? C'mon, say it, don't act like you don't know the REAL reason you got voted out. You heard my nickname on the campaign trail; Hillary Rod-Him . Fine, I'll say it. It's because of my big fucking cock. You just couldn't compete with the big dick energy that I was bringing.

Oh, don't act coy, we both know that's exactly what this race was about. Every barrier you put up and way you tried to stop me and I just fucked my way right through them. Honestly, it started getting sad after a while.

Do you remember hashtag "Dicks out for Donald"? Where you asked all your fans to send you their dick pics on twitter in the hopes that you could find SOMEONE who could compete with me? It was just sad. They looked like the dicks my dick eats for breakfast. I don't think the biggest one was even half as big as me.

No one can compete with my monster cock, especially not your shrimp-dicked twitter fanboys.

Or, oh my god, when you tried to get Russia to help you win by having them hack my e-mail and release it to the public? Talk about a train-wreck. Half of the emails in there were letters from the wives of politicians, begging me to fuck them. I guess you're not the only -dick in your party, huh?

Of course, you didn't care about how many of your "friends" you fucked over because you thought the "real dirt" in there was going to stop me; my nudes. You're so fucking stupid! Did you really think I had ANYTHING to be ashamed of? Once those pictures of my big swinging sausage got released to the public, I actually went up 5% in the polls.

That's what you don't get, Donald. When it comes down to it, people want a big dick in charge. They want a president with a big, fat dick in their pants that'll intimidate every other country with their big bulge. You fucked up every way possible during this presidency and your "little dick diplomacy" was turning us into a laughingstock. That'll change when I'm in office. I might not speak softly but I carry a real big stick. And that's what Americans want; a big, fat American foot-long hotdog instead of a little, tiny Cheeto.

But as much as you messed up during the campaign trail, some people still thought you stood a chance for the election. Well, until the debates that is. You arrived 2 hours early just to be there and stand at your podium so you wouldn't have to walk in front of the cameras. I don't blame you. I knew exactly what I was doing. I edged all day long until I had to get ready for the debate, so my balls were REALLY big and plump. Then I slipped on a cock-ring, so all that stayed in my cock and kept it harder than a baseball bat. And finally, I put on my tightest pair of slacks. It actually took me 10 minutes to squeeze into those things.

But when I saw done, you could see every bit of my cock through those pants; from the thick veins running down it to the angry mushroom head pressing so hard against my pants it looked like it was going to burst out. And when I walked across the stage that night, everyone went silent; staring at my huge cock. A couple of women in the front row actually fainted.

And the entire time you were frozen behind your podium, too scared to step out from behind it and let everyone see the non-existent bulge your tiny cock was making. You could barely speak for the rest of the night; stuttering, asking for breaks, chugging water.

What is it you say? "SAD!" HAHAHA! Well, Donald, if you don't mind, that is MY chair you're sitting in now. It is with great pride that me and big cock tell you; You're fired! HAHAHAHA!

LATER THAT EVENING

Oh man, I didn't think you'd be here so early. HEY MELANIA! HE JUST GOT HERE! Well, well, well. Didn't think you'd be seeing me again so soon, did you, 'Lil Donnie?

Yeah, it's exactly what it looks like. You see, your Russian hackers didn't get all my e-mails. Me and your wife have been in contact for a while now. Well, if you could call it that.

After I got the nomination, she started sending me all kinds of e-mails about how your tiny pecker could never satisfy her and every night she went to bed thinking about being ravaged by my monster cock. Well, being the gentlewoman that I am, I offered to meet up with her.

She flew halfway across the country just to meet me at one of my rallies in the Midwest and get this big dick. I was out in the fields talking to all the farmers you fucked over so there wasn't a whole lot of privacy. But we made do. Your "classy", "elegant", "presidential" wife let me ass-fuck her in a Port-a-potty in the middle of a cornfield on a hot summer day.

I had stank dick for a week after that ass fucking I gave her. And she loved every minute of it; begging me for more and telling me how you're too small to even get past her ass cheeks. Since then we've been meeting whenever we can to fuck like a pair of rabbits. Seriously, you didn't think it was at all suspicious that your wife was taking Air One to every single city I was campaigning in? How stupid are you?

We were going to reveal our affair right before the election, but it was shaping up to be such a land slide that I didn't even need the help in the polls. Because god knows the few remaining toxic fans would have seen me fucking your wife as "alpha as fuck, step-bro" and given me the only remaining votes you had. So instead, we decided to let you know tonight. To really twist it in; losing the election and your wife in the same night.

But that's not all. See, Melania told me that you had somehow managed to knock her up, god knows how. She told me that the absolute last thing she wants to do in the world is give birth to and raise another one of your spawn. She told me she wanted to have mine instead of yours. So I told her I could help her out. You see, Donald, a dick this big goes deep.

So tonight, I gave it all to her. I started out like normal; going really slow and letting her adjust to having such a big, meaty dick inside of her. Slowly inching my way inside until she was really wet. Then I bumped up against her cervix. I tested my big cock against it a couple times all while she told me how badly she wanted it.

Finally... I tensed my hips... and POW! My rock-hard cock smashed right through her cervix and into her womb. No other woman has let me go that deep inside of her before, it felt SO good. And once I was in, I started fucking her like crazy! Pumping my big hard dick up inside there to clear everything out. Nothing was surviving that dick tornado I unleashed on her womb. Melania was moaning in pleasure and cheering me on, telling me to make sure there was no chance she was having your baby. I fucked her in like 20 different positions, making sure my huge hard cock hit every square inch of her womb.

How does it feel to know that my big dick is taking everything from you, including your baby?

But don't worry, after 2 hours or so of wrecking her womb and anything inside of it, I dropped a real big load of my own in there. And believe me, with the baby gravy I'm packing, one of my swimmers is probably knocking Melania up as we speak. So, no one will know the truth except for the three of us.

All your "friends" and family that you told about Melania's pregnancy will be none the wiser that I fucked your baby out of her and replaced it with my own. Of course, once they hit and start taking after their step-mother it'll real obvious who the real parent is. And everyone will know exactly how much of a loser cuck you are.

You might have fucked this country for four years, but I just fucked you eighteen.

Now get the fuck out of here, Melania said she wants at least 5 more loads from me before the night is over just to be safe.