Reunions are not something you have any interest in, and honestly, some of your hope was that you'd go to this reunion and see some of those jerk-off's looking like total schlubs. You sit at a table to watch as people wander by, and you're surprised when the "hot girl" in school sits across from you. She still looks gorgeous! And you're very much into her still. You never got a second glance then though, so what's changed?

She's flirty and smiling, picking up a lollipop that was given as a little snack. That lollipop twirls in her mouth as she smiles, sucks on it and licks it. You ...

Reunions are not something you have any interest in, and honestly, some of your hope was that you'd go to this reunion and see some of those jerk-off's looking like total schlubs. You sit at a table to watch as people wander by, and you're surprised when the "hot girl" in school sits across from you. She still looks gorgeous! And you're very much into her still. You never got a second glance then though, so what's changed?

She's flirty and smiling, picking up a lollipop that was given as a little snack. That lollipop twirls in her mouth as she smiles, sucks on it and licks it. You can't help but find some arousal in this. She's telling you that her boyfriend just broke up with her and she's trying to find a spot to crash for a little.

Without a thought, you offer up your place. Yep, you're really thinking this is the perfect rom-com scenario. You're really looking forward to it! And oh boy, did you have her all wrong. It isn't sexy at all to live with a woman!

You make her lunch and bring her a soda. She shovels the food in her mouth and chomps and sloshes it around making the most disgusting noises. And then chugs some soda resulting in massive burps. No manners or restraint at all, she's just a big, disgusting PIG. Still... you can't help but find her attractive still. And you catch a glimpse of her massive bush as she shows off her crazy big "food baby" under her dress.

Oh boy, what have you gotten yourself into here?