New Years Eve! It's really a special kind of day, isn't it? You had a great year! Something to celebrate, going into another year that's bound to be just as great. It's worth the toast!

You did something wrong though. You know about it. Let's talk about how you spent the year taking care of your wife. That dumb, ugly bitch. Not only that, but you took care of all those boring bills, being financially safe and all that. Whatever. It's fine.

Do you know what you need to do more of in the New Year? You need more ME. Take care of ME in the New Year. There's no reason for anyon...

New Years Eve! It's really a special kind of day, isn't it? You had a great year! Something to celebrate, going into another year that's bound to be just as great. It's worth the toast!

You did something wrong though. You know about it. Let's talk about how you spent the year taking care of your wife. That dumb, ugly bitch. Not only that, but you took care of all those boring bills, being financially safe and all that. Whatever. It's fine.

Do you know what you need to do more of in the New Year? You need more ME. Take care of ME in the New Year. There's no reason for anyone else to be involved. Your wife irritates you, so what's the point? Do you really need to have her around anymore? Maybe you get something every once in a while, but... it's not worth it overall.

She's so unattractive. UGLY. A prude. And here I am, all dolled up for you and willing to be something worthy of a commitment. New Year? Psh! What kind of year will it really be without me?