You're wondering, how can you stay youthful? Well, I found out. I actually spoke to someone in another country, super youthful, gorgeous guy, super handsome. He said every morning he has the same routine - wakes up, stretches well, goes to the bathroom and gets himself ready for the day... and then! Here it is...

He jerks off into his coffee for breakfast.

I was like, HUH? No way. And he said it didn't have to be coffee, it could be anything you want. Cookies? Or... just eat it raw, flat out of your hand. That's the trick. Listen, you look fine, but don't you want that you... Show more