Beyond flowers, chocolates, clothes, what I really want beyond compare is your fat wallet. I'm not interested in cheap dates, nor boring outings, I don't even like men. I love your assets, I like them in my possession, under my name. I want an ever flowing influx of USD, EUR, BTC and ETH. I want you to end up bankrupt because catering to my whims is so much fun. I want all my gifts on my wishlist. I want more.

If you can't provide any of my desires get out of the line.