The new year seems to be the perfect time to start over as we put the past behind us. But for you? That’s certainly not the case. There’s no reset button for your pathetic life. You’ll be the same loser you always have been year after year. It doesn’t matter how hard you try or how many resolutions you promise you’ll stick to, your unfortunate reality is here to stay. It may be a new year, but you’re still the same worthless nobody.

The new year seems to be the perfect time to start over as we put the past behind us. But for you? That’s certainly not the case. There’s no reset button for your pathetic life. You’ll be the same loser you always have been year after year. It doesn’t matter how hard you try or how many resolutions you promise you’ll stick to, your unfortunate reality is here to stay. It may be a new year, but you’re still the same worthless nobody.