Congratulations!!! You've been chosen. For what you ask? Wilson Reiina's special secret getaway package. What's so special about being whisked away for two weeks in the dark of night you ask? An all you can eat food perk! You heard that right- Reiina and Wilson will (make a) treat (out of) you to nothing but the most decadent and delicious food for your entire stay. The meals will keep on coming so you just keep on munching! We promise that our most satisfied guests (won't) leave plumper and juicier than when they arrived! So sit back, and enjoy your time here at Wilson and Reiina's before...

Congratulations!!! You've been chosen. For what you ask? Wilson Reiina's special secret getaway package. What's so special about being whisked away for two weeks in the dark of night you ask? An all you can eat food perk! You heard that right- Reiina and Wilson will (make a) treat (out of) you to nothing but the most decadent and delicious food for your entire stay. The meals will keep on coming so you just keep on munching! We promise that our most satisfied guests (won't) leave plumper and juicier than when they arrived! So sit back, and enjoy your time here at Wilson and Reiina's before you make your exit (straight down Wilson's throat). And please ignore all the weird side conversations and innuendos you might hear about become our next meal. We promise to keep you safe (in our bellies) and keep you (us) well fed during your stay!