Why is it that whenever I go for a cigarette break, you are always there? Well you may as well make yourself useful, get on your knees, open your mouth, eat my ash and swallow my spit. Now, do you feel humiliated? I certainly hope so, because this is the way it's going to be from now on ashtray slave!

Why is it that whenever I go for a cigarette break, you are always there? Well you may as well make yourself useful, get on your knees, open your mouth, eat my ash and swallow my spit. Now, do you feel humiliated? I certainly hope so, because this is the way it's going to be from now on ashtray slave!