I don’t... I can’t... I just... oi. *insert fainting Elmo gif*

Y’all listen. Val can take as much as she can dish out and I swear for the love of all sainted fish sticks, this clip was so flustering to watch. Its TV so she’s watching herself, but she gets her toes pulled back and then Derek sits on her ankles and those arches are so exposed and immobile it’s not even funny. I was snurfing so hard the moment he starts rapidly spidering over them and it’s not even two minutes in. Geez Louise, Honey... keep it together!

She’s tickled so cruelly that her so...

I don’t... I can’t... I just... oi. *insert fainting Elmo gif*

Y’all listen. Val can take as much as she can dish out and I swear for the love of all sainted fish sticks, this clip was so flustering to watch. Its TV so she’s watching herself, but she gets her toes pulled back and then Derek sits on her ankles and those arches are so exposed and immobile it’s not even funny. I was snurfing so hard the moment he starts rapidly spidering over them and it’s not even two minutes in. Geez Louise, Honey... keep it together!

She’s tickled so cruelly that her soles turn pink, every inch, every wrinkle is given rapt attention in the most utterly despicable ways. Her feet are absolutely drenched in oil; there’s no moving, no escape.

Favorite scene in the whole clip:

“Squirm for me.”

“I can’t!”

“I know. Squirming is a no-no in this house. Just lie there and take it.”

Wut. WUT. *cries in ticklish*

As I’ve said before, Val’s a champ. And I’d feel sorry for her, I truly would. Except I’ve seen her tickle Derek and well, she got exactly what she deserved.

Bee kinky, Bee kind,

Honey Kinkade

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