There are SOOO many ways in which I'm obviously BETTER THAN HER! You already know who I'm referring to...your boring little wife! She will NEVER be Me, and that's why you find yourself obsessing over Me and forgetting about her! Who needs her when you have ME? Go tell her your stomach hurts and hide in the bathroom stroking to this behind her back!

There are SOOO many ways in which I'm obviously BETTER THAN HER! You already know who I'm referring to...your boring little wife! She will NEVER be Me, and that's why you find yourself obsessing over Me and forgetting about her! Who needs her when you have ME? Go tell her your stomach hurts and hide in the bathroom stroking to this behind her back!