So look, it's time I sat you down and confessed something to you. We've been dating for a while now and I'm still interested in seeing you but I think you should know that before we became exclusive... I had a one night stand. I understand if you want to leave me, any man wou- oh? What's that? You.. you're actually getting hard? Wow, do you want me to talk more about it? You like the idea of a big strong man taking me and fucking me while you waited at home for me? Okay baby, let me fill you in on every juicy detail from that night... ;)

So look, it's time I sat you down and confessed something to you. We've been dating for a while now and I'm still interested in seeing you but I think you should know that before we became exclusive... I had a one night stand. I understand if you want to leave me, any man wou- oh? What's that? You.. you're actually getting hard? Wow, do you want me to talk more about it? You like the idea of a big strong man taking me and fucking me while you waited at home for me? Okay baby, let me fill you in on every juicy detail from that night... ;)