I've been very dissatisfied by my crew recently, the ship has not been kept in order and they've been slacking off on my watch! Well I won't stand for this behaviour, and if they're not going to be useful working for me then I can make better use of them digesting their pathetic tiny bodies when I make them my snack. Holding them in my huge hands I can feel them trembling in fear but it's no use: my mind is made up and I'll be eating these skippers! Bit by bit, bite by bite, I tear them limb from limb with my huge teeth. Spitting out their tiny little heads onto the remaining stewards so th...

I've been very dissatisfied by my crew recently, the ship has not been kept in order and they've been slacking off on my watch! Well I won't stand for this behaviour, and if they're not going to be useful working for me then I can make better use of them digesting their pathetic tiny bodies when I make them my snack. Holding them in my huge hands I can feel them trembling in fear but it's no use: my mind is made up and I'll be eating these skippers! Bit by bit, bite by bite, I tear them limb from limb with my huge teeth. Spitting out their tiny little heads onto the remaining stewards so they have no doubt of the fate awaiting them. I grind their bones to dust in my mouth, swallowing down my delicious underlings. They make much better food than crew ;) WMV Version