It says here on your report that you exhibit a strange set of symptoms at the sight of a woman's feet: uncontrollable sexual arousal, reduced mental acuity, etc. Believe it or not, there have been several reports of similar cases recently. My colleagues are still unsure of what causes this rare condition, and I’m afraid the only way to assess the severity of your case is to trigger a full blown episode. I show you my feet, and watch as you devolve into a mindless, foot-crazed drone, uncontrollably stroking and worshiping. Oh yes, you are very far gone indeed. I’m afraid you’re incurable. I...

It says here on your report that you exhibit a strange set of symptoms at the sight of a woman's feet: uncontrollable sexual arousal, reduced mental acuity, etc. Believe it or not, there have been several reports of similar cases recently. My colleagues are still unsure of what causes this rare condition, and I’m afraid the only way to assess the severity of your case is to trigger a full blown episode. I show you my feet, and watch as you devolve into a mindless, foot-crazed drone, uncontrollably stroking and worshiping. Oh yes, you are very far gone indeed. I’m afraid you’re incurable. In my professional opinion, you’re better off that way.