I call you into my office for a bit of a chat. You see, several women at this office have come to me saying you’ve been making them feel uncomfortable. It seems you have a tendency to zone out while staring at their feet. Not only is this behavior inappropriate and unnerving, it also inhibits your ability to perform your job. Therefore, you will be demoted to the position of “personal assistant” to the women in this office. Your job will simply be to comply with every request made of you. You will be available at all times should the hardworking women in this office need to use you to reli...

I call you into my office for a bit of a chat. You see, several women at this office have come to me saying you’ve been making them feel uncomfortable. It seems you have a tendency to zone out while staring at their feet. Not only is this behavior inappropriate and unnerving, it also inhibits your ability to perform your job. Therefore, you will be demoted to the position of “personal assistant” to the women in this office. Your job will simply be to comply with every request made of you. You will be available at all times should the hardworking women in this office need to use you to relieve stress in any way. Since you apparently love feet so much, I start your training off by making you worship my feet and bow down before me. Yes, you’ll be much more useful as our obedient office slave.