Honey I'm home! Oh no! What's this? You're a giant balloon! I just know it's you! Poor thing how did this happen? I'm still very attracted to you... maybe even a little more attracted to you. Here, let me get on top of you. You feel nice to ride. I have an idea! Let me get a vibrator and my dildo! I'll put the dildo against my clit while I ride you and suction cup the dildo onto you so I can pretend like I'm sucking your dick!

Honey I'm home! Oh no! What's this? You're a giant balloon! I just know it's you! Poor thing how did this happen? I'm still very attracted to you... maybe even a little more attracted to you. Here, let me get on top of you. You feel nice to ride. I have an idea! Let me get a vibrator and my dildo! I'll put the dildo against my clit while I ride you and suction cup the dildo onto you so I can pretend like I'm sucking your dick!