Ugh, SNIFF HARDER!! I'm sick of my farts leaking out and wafting up here because you can't keep up. All I want to do is drink and play The Witcher without my farts escaping your mouth, is that really so much to ask?? Fuck it, I'm coming up with a contraption to fix this myself. Get ready, fart bitch. The only air you get to breathe from now on is the pure noxious gas that leaks out of my divine Asian ass

Ugh, SNIFF HARDER!! I'm sick of my farts leaking out and wafting up here because you can't keep up. All I want to do is drink and play The Witcher without my farts escaping your mouth, is that really so much to ask?? Fuck it, I'm coming up with a contraption to fix this myself. Get ready, fart bitch. The only air you get to breathe from now on is the pure noxious gas that leaks out of my divine Asian ass