I am finally home after being rolled from the factory. I have been inflated with prune juice after chewing prune pie gum. I thought it would cure my constipation but now I am juice blimp; unable to stop tooting and feeling like I have to relieve hundreds gallons of juice. Come listen to me moan, whine and complain as I am humiliated and desperately need to relieve some juice.

I am finally home after being rolled from the factory. I have been inflated with prune juice after chewing prune pie gum. I thought it would cure my constipation but now I am juice blimp; unable to stop tooting and feeling like I have to relieve hundreds gallons of juice. Come listen to me moan, whine and complain as I am humiliated and desperately need to relieve some juice.