You and your girlfriend, Ashton, fell into an internet rabbit hole and ended up on a strange website. You scroll past a section on the website called "mini bigs". Ashton urges you to click on the section. Her excitement kind of catches you off guard a bit. Clicking on the section, you find a large list of strange names with no pictures or descriptions.

"Here, click on that one!" Ashton says excitedly as she climbs into your lap to get a closer look.

You click on a link that says '3cent'. It opens a page with a picture of a small, blue bottle.

"What's '3cent'? Does...

You and your girlfriend, Ashton, fell into an internet rabbit hole and ended up on a strange website. You scroll past a section on the website called "mini bigs". Ashton urges you to click on the section. Her excitement kind of catches you off guard a bit. Clicking on the section, you find a large list of strange names with no pictures or descriptions.

"Here, click on that one!" Ashton says excitedly as she climbs into your lap to get a closer look.

You click on a link that says '3cent'. It opens a page with a picture of a small, blue bottle.

"What's '3cent'? Does it cost 3 cents or something?" you ask the obvious question.

"hahaha no, silly! 3 Centimeters, duh!" Ashton teases.

"Well, that doesn't help? What does that mean?" you ask still confused.

"3 centimeters!" Ashton pinches her index and thumb together to demonstrate 3 centimeters, "You'd become this tall if you drink that!"

".....what... Ashy.. You don't seriously believe that, do you?" trying not to upset her, you play along with her.

"Yes! You don't?! Let's order it then!" she says grabbing your phone and quickly tapping away. "It will be here tomorrow, smarty pants!"

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