Katelyn, the owner of Pleasure Island Club, apologizes for calling you in and interrupting your vacation but she's called you into her office to let you know that your behavior has become unacceptable. They do encourage a good time, however they do have limits and restrictions. Katelyn and her staff feel like you went a little too far now. You smoked and drank way too much and have been making a jackass out of yourself, Katelyn explains. What Katelyn likes to do to the guys and girls who come to her island and make jackasses out of themselves is she likes to make sure they stay that way. Ka...

Katelyn, the owner of Pleasure Island Club, apologizes for calling you in and interrupting your vacation but she's called you into her office to let you know that your behavior has become unacceptable. They do encourage a good time, however they do have limits and restrictions. Katelyn and her staff feel like you went a little too far now. You smoked and drank way too much and have been making a jackass out of yourself, Katelyn explains. What Katelyn likes to do to the guys and girls who come to her island and make jackasses out of themselves is she likes to make sure they stay that way. Katelyn then yells "Whoa!!" and tells you to feel your ears. They're at least a foot long now! And look behind you! Did you feel your tail grow? It looks so ridiculous with that tassel on the end. Katelyn laughs her ass off while making fun of how ridiculous you look and even thinks of taking your tail back and making a "Pin the tail on the Donkey" game out of you! After completely humiliating and laughing at you Katelyn tells you how you won't be good at any human jobs any longer. But you'd be good on a farm or in a salt mine. She stands up high above you and tells you she doesn't keep jackasses around for herself, she sells them! She then leaves to go find the number of the farmer she's been selling her Jackasses to so she can get rid of your ass!