This year you're going to completely dedicate yourself to becoming an even bigger fucking loser! You're already so fucking far ahead, I mean look at you. Sexless, addicted to porn. You just need to take it one step further. Become the world's biggest pathetic little loser so I can laugh at you all year long!

This year you're going to completely dedicate yourself to becoming an even bigger fucking loser! You're already so fucking far ahead, I mean look at you. Sexless, addicted to porn. You just need to take it one step further. Become the world's biggest pathetic little loser so I can laugh at you all year long!