You're too old to be a fucking virgin, and clearly, it's going to stay that way. Why you ask? Well, I'm happy to tell you. You'll always be a virgin because you're a fucking loser. There's no other way to put it. You've always been a loser and you always will be, and as long as you're a loser, you'll be a sad little virgin. Being a virgin actually makes you more of a loser. You're stuck in this endless, loser virgin cycle that you'll just never get out of!

You're too old to be a fucking virgin, and clearly, it's going to stay that way. Why you ask? Well, I'm happy to tell you. You'll always be a virgin because you're a fucking loser. There's no other way to put it. You've always been a loser and you always will be, and as long as you're a loser, you'll be a sad little virgin. Being a virgin actually makes you more of a loser. You're stuck in this endless, loser virgin cycle that you'll just never get out of!