So we made it back to my apparment and things are about to get spicy, BUT when you take off your pants you show me a very unfortunate package. This will not do. I will not be fucking that pathetic excuse for a cock tonight. Have you ever made a woman cum with...that? I am literally texting my friends about it, I'm going to send them a pic this is just TOOOOO small not to. OMG are you jacking off while I make fun of you?

So we made it back to my apparment and things are about to get spicy, BUT when you take off your pants you show me a very unfortunate package. This will not do. I will not be fucking that pathetic excuse for a cock tonight. Have you ever made a woman cum with...that? I am literally texting my friends about it, I'm going to send them a pic this is just TOOOOO small not to. OMG are you jacking off while I make fun of you?