Featuring Domina Helena Locke

Are you excited about our date? You sure look like it. When you contacted my girlfriend and me on that dating site, you were very eager to meet in person. We were keen to meet you too. Your profile says a lot about you. Your pictures showed you traveling to fancy places, driving expensive cars, and wearing designer clothes. You seemed like the perfect fit for my girlfriend and me. Not for the reason you think, though.

We've met men like you before, and ultimately they were... disappointing in the bedroom. You're all so self-absorbed...

Featuring Domina Helena Locke

Are you excited about our date? You sure look like it. When you contacted my girlfriend and me on that dating site, you were very eager to meet in person. We were keen to meet you too. Your profile says a lot about you. Your pictures showed you traveling to fancy places, driving expensive cars, and wearing designer clothes. You seemed like the perfect fit for my girlfriend and me. Not for the reason you think, though.

We've met men like you before, and ultimately they were... disappointing in the bedroom. You're all so self-absorbed that you think you're a porn star with your clothes off. But that's never true. Lucky for us, we've found a kink we like in all this disappointment. My girlfriend and I like to fuck in front of strange men and watch the light slowly leave their eyes as they realize they'll never be allowed to join us. That's right. We're going to tease and demean you as we pleasure ourselves.

Sounds like a good night to me.