It's pretty tough nowadays being a heterosexual cisgender man, isn't it? I'm sure you hear all the talk online about the different gender identities and sexualities. Is it confusing? I'm sure it is. Don't you just wish things could go back to the way they used to be? Hah. Moron. I don't think you're really confused about anything. You're just worried you're lower on the totem pole than you used to be. The truth is, you have the most irrelevant gender now.

No one cares about cisgender men anymore. You had your time to shine. Your whole gender had its day at the top. But th...

It's pretty tough nowadays being a heterosexual cisgender man, isn't it? I'm sure you hear all the talk online about the different gender identities and sexualities. Is it confusing? I'm sure it is. Don't you just wish things could go back to the way they used to be? Hah. Moron. I don't think you're really confused about anything. You're just worried you're lower on the totem pole than you used to be. The truth is, you have the most irrelevant gender now.

No one cares about cisgender men anymore. You had your time to shine. Your whole gender had its day at the top. But the world's changing. You don't just get things anymore for being a man. No participation trophy for you. You actually need to earn everything you get. Women have higher standards now and certainly more options. Chin up, buttercup. You're just going to have to overcome your inferior gender sooner or later.

Better comes to terms with it now.