I’m sure you have big New Years plans tonight. Well... you did. I’m not sure I’m going to let you go out tonight. Do you deserve to go out? I think I may be willing to let you have a fun night, but only if you spend it thinking about me. Come listen to all of my instructions. These should apply to every outing you have, really. Even when you’re out, you should be tributing me.

I’m sure you have big New Years plans tonight. Well... you did. I’m not sure I’m going to let you go out tonight. Do you deserve to go out? I think I may be willing to let you have a fun night, but only if you spend it thinking about me. Come listen to all of my instructions. These should apply to every outing you have, really. Even when you’re out, you should be tributing me.