I need to tell you something. You should sit down for this. I seem very worried. I can't put this in a nice way. You notice that I look really nice and you wonder what's the occasion. I explain this to you a little bit later, let's get to the point. I hesitate to tell you what's wrong. We have been married for 3 years. It's about sex. You can't please me sexually. Don't feel offended. I really want this marriage to work. I hope we're on the same page that we both want this marriage to work. I have a solution that might work, but I need to get you on board with this idea. I suggest we start ...

I need to tell you something. You should sit down for this. I seem very worried. I can't put this in a nice way. You notice that I look really nice and you wonder what's the occasion. I explain this to you a little bit later, let's get to the point. I hesitate to tell you what's wrong. We have been married for 3 years. It's about sex. You can't please me sexually. Don't feel offended. I really want this marriage to work. I hope we're on the same page that we both want this marriage to work. I have a solution that might work, but I need to get you on board with this idea. I suggest we start an open marriage. At first you're not quite ok with the idea, but then I talk you into it. I threaten you with a divorce. I explain to you how this open relationship would go. This won't be something you wanna hear. I get into details how you can't please me sexually, humiliate your cock and the way you fuck me. I also tell you that I have to fake an orgasm. You could never please me sexually, so I need to find someone who would fuck me properly. I bring up the divorce multiple times when you disagree with my ideas. The trick here is that only I would go out and fuck other people. Not you. Since I don't trust you, I bought you a chastity belt. This is the only way we can save our marriage. I start explaining that I would get myself a hot date, a real man (not like you), that could actually please my sexual needs. And I would get someone with a really big cock that could fuck me all night long. I know you don't wanna get through a messy divorce with me, so you have no other choice, but to agree with me. Now excuse me, because I already installed a dating app on my phone.