You spend so much time jerking off to Me instead of being there for your wife. Can't blame you though, she's boring and you're a bad husband. That's why she won't notice when you give her a pathetic little gift for Christmas this year and spend the rest of your budget on spoiling Me. Let's be honest here, she's DEFINITELY getting spoiled by someone else anyways, that's why she won't notice and definitely won't care what pathetic loser gift you wrap up for her.

You spend so much time jerking off to Me instead of being there for your wife. Can't blame you though, she's boring and you're a bad husband. That's why she won't notice when you give her a pathetic little gift for Christmas this year and spend the rest of your budget on spoiling Me. Let's be honest here, she's DEFINITELY getting spoiled by someone else anyways, that's why she won't notice and definitely won't care what pathetic loser gift you wrap up for her.