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After I read you the definition of a simp, it becomes clear that you are and have always been a simp. You’re so desperate to please hot women, you’ll do whatever it takes to impress me, to gain a small bit of my attention. Obviously I would never even notice you unless you were bending over backwards to serve me. Every simp needs a woman to worship, and I’m that woman for you.