I've just come back from a long hike, and you've been waiting like a good boy, waiting to get a whiff of my sweaty hiking socks and worship my divine feet. When I see how worked up and excited you are by the sight and smell of my feet and socks, I drop my stinky sock in your lap and tell you to use put it on and stroke with it... you're such a lucky foot bitch!

I've just come back from a long hike, and you've been waiting like a good boy, waiting to get a whiff of my sweaty hiking socks and worship my divine feet. When I see how worked up and excited you are by the sight and smell of my feet and socks, I drop my stinky sock in your lap and tell you to use put it on and stroke with it... you're such a lucky foot bitch!