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Uh oh, you’re in trouble. We both know you’ll buy whatever I tell you to buy - the urge is too strong, the temptation too great. It doesn’t even matter if you get nothing out of it - in fact, that makes it even better, doesn’t it? So when an expensive ripoff clip comes out, you know you’re fucked. Yes, pet, I want you to buy this clip. I want you to watch my perfect body while I hum along to a few of my favorite songs and browse the internet. And you're going to enjoy every minute of it.