Welcome to August, virgins! It's time for me to extract your virgin tax from you for the month. I talk a lot about how our little group of virgins is growing. I'm shocked that there are so many of you. How have you all managed to be virgins this long?? I also welcome "born again" virgins, who realize their place in life is to not bother women, and to stay home alone stroking instead

Welcome to August, virgins! It's time for me to extract your virgin tax from you for the month. I talk a lot about how our little group of virgins is growing. I'm shocked that there are so many of you. How have you all managed to be virgins this long?? I also welcome "born again" virgins, who realize their place in life is to not bother women, and to stay home alone stroking instead