You wanted something super humiliating so thats exactly what I am going to do. Were here in my bathroom where I am going to have you clean multiple surfaces with nothing but your tongue. I take you step by step filling you in on whats about to happen. About how I am going to grab you by your head and guide you viciously to each dirty spot. Then how the grand finally will bring back high school memories but this time with a creamy white finish that you will be cleaning up as well.