The fat reckoning is upon us. Everyone is getting fatter. It's become so easy to get fat , all our food is packed with grease and sugar. People have become more enabled to be lazy. Spaces are becoming more fat-friendly. Soon we will have booths that are double the size they currently are, or a whole row of plane seats will be devoted to just one passenger. At every turn, we're moving towards a fatter society. In fact, I'm starting to look small, I need to catch up! I need to get even fatter, to grow even bigger. I want to be able to outgrow bariatric hospital beds. I want to outpace 600 po...

The fat reckoning is upon us. Everyone is getting fatter. It's become so easy to get fat , all our food is packed with grease and sugar. People have become more enabled to be lazy. Spaces are becoming more fat-friendly. Soon we will have booths that are double the size they currently are, or a whole row of plane seats will be devoted to just one passenger. At every turn, we're moving towards a fatter society. In fact, I'm starting to look small, I need to catch up! I need to get even fatter, to grow even bigger. I want to be able to outgrow bariatric hospital beds. I want to outpace 600 pound fatties. I have to get bigger so I don't get lost in the fat reckoning, I want to stand out as FAT in a society of obese piggies.

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Clip features: fat chat, fatter future, gaining talk, some mild morbid elements