This is for the rejects, the "You're like a step-brother to me"s, and....You. You've been taught that being friendzoned is an act of betrayal, but I'm here to give you a very frank talk about what the Friendzone really is and what it means when I friendzone a guy as opposed to stringing him along or /really/ breaking his brittle little heart. I'm not scared to be honest with you, you're a big boy.

Includes beta affirmations and humiliation, catastrophising, oddly comforting brutal honesty.