I've been such a greedy, fat little pig lately! Eating everything in sight since my last weigh in..I want it ALL! A few pounds isn't enough. If I'm going to let myself go..I'm going to let myself go completely! These pants used to fit but now I'm such a fat hippo - nothing fits! Growing rolls upon rolls by the second :) but I want you to get me FATTER! I can still walk..I want to be ROLLED! (flashes to me overstuffed and in a food coma on the bed, begging for you to roll me over) "You're so romantic!" Rolling me over and putting freshly baked muffins on my big fat, whale tummy! Mm..So good!...

I've been such a greedy, fat little pig lately! Eating everything in sight since my last weigh in..I want it ALL! A few pounds isn't enough. If I'm going to let myself go..I'm going to let myself go completely! These pants used to fit but now I'm such a fat hippo - nothing fits! Growing rolls upon rolls by the second :) but I want you to get me FATTER! I can still walk..I want to be ROLLED! (flashes to me overstuffed and in a food coma on the bed, begging for you to roll me over) "You're so romantic!" Rolling me over and putting freshly baked muffins on my big fat, whale tummy! Mm..So good! This is the life. Forget how we used to go out and eat small Tapas dinners, THIS is our life now! Rolling me from side to side, surprising me with freshly baked food at each turn..mm..getting me nice and FAT!