You know how dumb you are and that's why you are here with me now. You will need a party hat or a piece of paper and you're going to write DUMBASS on it and you're going to wear it while I make fun of you. You will need a marker, permanent marker, or something you can write on your skin with. Once you're ready then we can begin. I am going to go through these cards with synonyms for how stupid you are and you are going to write those words on your body. Life has to be really complicated for you because of how stupid you are. If your head wasn't attached to your body I am sure it would float...

You know how dumb you are and that's why you are here with me now. You will need a party hat or a piece of paper and you're going to write DUMBASS on it and you're going to wear it while I make fun of you. You will need a marker, permanent marker, or something you can write on your skin with. Once you're ready then we can begin. I am going to go through these cards with synonyms for how stupid you are and you are going to write those words on your body. Life has to be really complicated for you because of how stupid you are. If your head wasn't attached to your body I am sure it would float away because you're so dumb. People laugh at you and your stupid face. They pull one over on you all of the time, they treat you badly and you just don't seem to mind because you're too stupid to realize it. How does it feel not being smart enough to think on your own?