You have the smallest cock I have ever seen! I have never seen a dick smaller than yours. Yours is THE smallest there could ever be! You can't jerk off like a real man can or fuck a fleshlight, you just have to rub it like it is a button! You could get hard in public and no one would ever know, it's so small! You even have two very small balls to go with your little tiny cock. You cannot fuck properly and you confuse people. Is that a cock? A Clit? Who knows?! You don't just have a small cock, you're a loser and this means you do not need to worry about how small it is you will never use it...

You have the smallest cock I have ever seen! I have never seen a dick smaller than yours. Yours is THE smallest there could ever be! You can't jerk off like a real man can or fuck a fleshlight, you just have to rub it like it is a button! You could get hard in public and no one would ever know, it's so small! You even have two very small balls to go with your little tiny cock. You cannot fuck properly and you confuse people. Is that a cock? A Clit? Who knows?! You don't just have a small cock, you're a loser and this means you do not need to worry about how small it is you will never use it anyway!

It sucks, doesn't it? To be so small and not ever be able to use it. It is like a little nipple, barely anything there. You are stuck with this sad miserable little cock for the rest of your life. It isn't a cock, it's barely a button. Lucky for all of the pretty women out there, we don't have to worry about how little your cock is, you're too much of a loser to matter anyway.