You claim you love me. That you worship me, devote yourself to me, put no one and nothing above me...so why is “she” still in the picture? Why is she sucking all of that time, energy and money that you could be giving to me? I don’t want your excuses... I just want you to make it up to me. There is nothing I take greater joy in than humiliating pathetic beta males in front of their significant others. But I’m nothing if not a kind and understanding Goddess... that’s why I’m giving you two options... either you complete this list of tasks for me, or you pay me $50 for each one you fail to co...

You claim you love me. That you worship me, devote yourself to me, put no one and nothing above me...so why is “she” still in the picture? Why is she sucking all of that time, energy and money that you could be giving to me? I don’t want your excuses... I just want you to make it up to me. There is nothing I take greater joy in than humiliating pathetic beta males in front of their significant others. But I’m nothing if not a kind and understanding Goddess... that’s why I’m giving you two options... either you complete this list of tasks for me, or you pay me $50 for each one you fail to complete