Do I even need to say it? I am an absolutely gorgeous woman, which means I deserve receive preferential treatment. I shouldn't have to open my wallet to pay for dinners, or clothes, or events. I shouldn't EVER have to open my wallet. That's what I have you for. My physical attractiveness is like a free pass to withdraw myself from any financial responsibilities. And since you are so lucky to even breathe the same air as me, those responsibilities should be YOUR responsibility. You're welcome.

Do I even need to say it? I am an absolutely gorgeous woman, which means I deserve receive preferential treatment. I shouldn't have to open my wallet to pay for dinners, or clothes, or events. I shouldn't EVER have to open my wallet. That's what I have you for. My physical attractiveness is like a free pass to withdraw myself from any financial responsibilities. And since you are so lucky to even breathe the same air as me, those responsibilities should be YOUR responsibility. You're welcome.