The summer has arrived, which means I'll be rocking a bikini each and every day going forward till winter arrives. Whenever you catch a glimpse of me in a bikini, do you get sick of how weak and pitiful I make you feel? The combination of my two pieces is a formula for disaster on your part. In my capacity as the God of the bikini, I am come to tell you that things are only going to get worse.

The summer has arrived, which means I'll be rocking a bikini each and every day going forward till winter arrives. Whenever you catch a glimpse of me in a bikini, do you get sick of how weak and pitiful I make you feel? The combination of my two pieces is a formula for disaster on your part. In my capacity as the God of the bikini, I am come to tell you that things are only going to get worse.