I've been wearing these mismatched, dirty, disgusting socks for almost a week now. They're been outside walking back and forth with my pets. They've been all over my house, to the gym, to the stores. I've sweat in them, i've cleaned in them. They're just nasty. And I know how much you adore my stinky gross socks and would love to get off to them.

I've been wearing these mismatched, dirty, disgusting socks for almost a week now. They're been outside walking back and forth with my pets. They've been all over my house, to the gym, to the stores. I've sweat in them, i've cleaned in them. They're just nasty. And I know how much you adore my stinky gross socks and would love to get off to them.